Back by popular demand…. From the brilliant mind behind “The Torah in Haiku” http://www.thetorahinhaiku.com/ Feel free to add your own!
Pesach instructions:
Hide the afikomen well.
Next year, crumbs in couch.
Cooking and baking.
Oy! The matzah balls won’t float.
Our seder is doomed.
Tonight, four questions.
Tomorrow we ask again.
Expect new answers?
Questions and answers.
The story unfolds. Hurry –
Soup is getting cold.
The Hagaddah says
“And you will tell your children.”
No kids? Borrow some.
Left the door open
for the Prophet Elijah.
Now our cat is gone.
SRQ Jew 
Chaoset like mud
Lets build a sukkah!
Hebrew school dropout.
Manischewitz near,
He keeps draining his wine glass.
Uncle Max needs air.
Caravan moving –
long journey through the desert
No one took the bread?
From Rick:
Matzo ball soup yum
Chicken with paprika done
How many days left of fun
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The first one should be:
Charoset like mud.
Everyone build a sukkah!
Hebrew school dropout.
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Fantastic! Thanks!!
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